My Imagination : Team meeting..

Let me first explain what team meeting is. Perspectives vary from person to person. For few intellectual people (so called managers) it's the time when he or she can bug others. For rest of the dumb people (like me) it's the time when you should enter in the meeting room with cotton in your ears and keep shaking your head up and down (for your consent with manager).

I have derived few more meaning of our team meeting. Let me share it with you.

1) Team meeting is the place where you can show your creativity by scribbling few lines on the paper. You can call it modern art and ask others to suggest the whole scene. Failing to guess it, you can call them dumb..

2) You can take a nap and revitalise yourself to work for rest of the day.

3) Team meeting is the only place where you can discuss about lunch plan. You can even decide lunch menu for next team lunch or dinner.

4) Make some weird faces when a person sitting beside you is getting scolded by our witted manager. Please don't take it otherwise. You are doing this to ease the situation and reduce the tension. If someone hurts, it's not your problem (anyways you have no malign feelings for anyone).

I guess these many points are enough to excite you to attend team meetings more sincerely. All of you should suggest your manager to have meeting at least once in a day.. Hehehe..